I’m not wearing any pants, film at 11.

From Newsday:

Yonkers police say a drunken driver from Rockville Centre had a suspended license and had marijuana in her car. Oh, they also say she didn’t have any pants on.

Yonkers police say 22-year-old Angelica Buchanan was found Saturday standing bottomless in a street near her car.

They say she was so drunk she had to be hospitalized.

Police say she claimed she wasn’t wearing pants because she needed to use the bathroom.

I guess after she used the bathroom, she didn’t bother putting her pants back on, because she was drunk… I suppose it could have been worse.